i watched tallageda nights today, alone. philip was upset with me. he's out now and i... i feel like shitting. he was upset cus i wldnt let him eat ice cream. er. but he just had lunch!
anws. the show was quite funny though i think blades of glory is better. it has the best lines ever.
Chazz: The night is a very dark time for me.
Jimmy: It's dark for everyone, moron!
tallageda is ok la. funny lines but no funny moves.
*jean is some french guy. ricky is will ferrell. cal is ricky's best friend. herschell is a nobody.
Jean Girard: My name is Jean Girard and I am a racing-car driver just like you except I am from Formula Un. I am the greatest one in the whole world. I have been following your career with great interest, Monsieur Bobby.
Ricky Bobby: I can't understand a word you've said the whole time.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Did you eat some peanut butter or something?
Ricky Bobby: Yeah, you sound like a dog with peanut butter on the roof of your mouth
Jean Girard: I think what you are hearing is my accent. I am French.
Ricky Bobby: You say you're French?
Jean Girard: Oui. (sounds like 'We')
Ricky Bobby: We? No, we are not French. We're American, because you're in America, okay? Greatest country on the planet
Jean Girard: Well, what have you given the world apart from George Bush, Cheerios, and the ThighMaster?
Ricky Bobby: Chinese food?
Jean Girard: That's from China.
Ricky Bobby: Pizza.
Jean Girard: Italy.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Chimichanga.
Jean Girard: Mexico.
Ricky Bobby: Really, smarty-pants? What did French land give us?
Jean Girard: We invented democracy, existentialism, and the ménage à trois.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Those are three pretty good things.
Ricky Bobby: Hey.
Herschell: Yeah? Well we invented the missionary position...